Excuse the Profanity….
…but this cartoon speaks to the dark humour I love! Happy Friday – mind the F bomb! …
Fruit Fly Be-Gone
Does anyone else have a fruit fly problem? It’s not as if we have decomposing fruit on our counter. I don’t know what keeps them looking for non-existent food sources but there they are, three of them, annoying us from the kitchen window. And then suddenly there’s one in the bathroom in a – ahem – fruitless search for something to eat. …
Pricey Pie-Guy (or Gal)
It’s not easy for a business to grab attention in the crowded consumer landscape these days. Dominos Pizza in Tokyo Japan is taking an unusual approach for its 25th anniversary there. …
The Perils of Live TV
Live is better, whether it’s rock and roll, radio or a TV weatherman feeding pumpkins to the polar bears at the Toronto Zoo. …
Calling It as I See It
Charlie Sheen is at it again. He’s blowing through the mega-millions he makes for Two and A Half Men by spending it on escorts and cocaine in his ongoing share-the-wealth program. …
Hauntings of Halloweens Past
Some people can remember every costume they wore for every Halloween. I’m not one of those people. …
Lighten Up – House Proud, Sun Media
I recently asked for ideas for my House Proud newspaper column and reader and commenter Allan came up with a few. My Editor is a tough cookie – which is what I love and respect about her – and she is picky about offering something new and fresh in her publication. But one of Allan’s ideas made the cut! So read on for what I did with it. It was published in this weekend’s Homes Extra in Sun Media. Thanks Allan! …
Beautiful, Wise Betty
To ‘ or Not to ‘
How you spell Hallowe’en (or Halloween) depends largely on your age and how stubborn you are. 
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The New Ann Landers
Ozzy Osbourne is a lot of things but a health advice columnist probably isn’t one that immediately leaps to mind. Rolling Stone Magazine has hired him to do just that and I have a couple of samples of the wizened old rocker’s wisdom. …
Behind the Vote
Every so often voters want to shake the snoglobe of their city and have everything float around the glass and land in a different place. When I was at 680 News in Toronto and Rob Ford wasn’t much more than a bloated buffoon on council who was having to apologize for drunken outbursts at sports events, never ever would I have thought he would become that city’s Mayor one day. …
Crowded House
I would never make it in a crowded land. I avoid department stores on Saturday afternoons and plan my mall and festival visits to avoid crushes of people. So when I found myself in a sea of shoppers on Sunday my only thought was of escape. …
A Mouse in the House
Mouse eradication continues. …
The Futility of Attempting to Improve on Excellence
Hollywood movie-makers are remaking The Crow. If I could I would stop them in their tracks. …
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The Computer Conspiracy
A stand-up comic – I forget which one – said technology is a ripoff because as soon as you walk out the door with one computer they bring the newest model out from under the counter, rendering yours obselete. …
The Worst Kind of Monster
Russell Williams embodies a woman’s worst fear. No one has been able to present any evidence that Williams was “off” or weird or anything but what he appeared to be; a successful, happily married man. …
Artery Clogging and Heart Starting
KFC’s Double Down sandwich arrived in Canada yesterday.  Fast food lovers have been drooling at the border, hoping that this monolithic bread-free bunwich-without-the-bun would make it to our KFC’s soon.  They delivered a bagful yesterday and I took in a big sniff and then sent mine away while my colleagues sated their curiosity.  …
Update from Sick Bay
Not me, I’m doing alright, after a couple of days of rest and now just enduring a plain old head cold. No, it’s my laptop’s health that’s causing the most concern. …