Dear Jon Gosselin

Please go away!  Please stop posing for cameras and accepting every invitation to every see-and-be-seen D list party.  I’m really sick of seeing your goofy grin and cheap hair plugs sullying websites I otherwise enjoy. 

I don’t even care that you’re not spending much time with your brood of 8.  They’re probably better off!  Just stop courting the press and it will stop courting you.  I really think the only “fans” you have are opportunistic women who think they’ll ride to some sort of fame because you’re in the middle of your 15 minutes worth.  I only wish you were closer to the end of it.